Tuesday, October 25, 2005

recipe for braips

1 toddler
1 long-sleeved shirt
1 big fat toddler belly
1 toddler belly button (an outie preferably)
1 night time ritual of running around naked while changing into pajamas

First, toddler pulls her arms out of the sleeves.
Next, the shirt is pulled over the head. Be sure to stop just above the hairline so that the neck of the shirt creates a crown on the toddler's head.
The toddler can now adjust the sleeves so that each one swoops a shoulder.
Then, the toddler removes her pants and underwear.

Fianlly, the toddler is ready to run around the house naked showing everyone her "braips" (braids). Be sure to bezerp the belly button after each lap.

Fun for all!