boys suck

it took me 15 minutes to get you off your ass to get ready to get out of here. i was trying to do my hair while the whiny 2-yr-old asked me 815 questions. then, i ask you, "do you like my hair?" and you LAUGH IN MY FACE. then, while i'm in the bathroom trying to fix it, you ask, in all seriousness, "do you not want to leave now? did you change your mind?"